Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I have feelings that need drinking.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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