mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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