Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize
