it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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