Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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