So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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