You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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