I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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