You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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