you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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