you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
