Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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