i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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