Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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