is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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