your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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