i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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