You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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