Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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