so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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