If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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