Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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