Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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