Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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