I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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