I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
