We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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