Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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