How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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