return my video game
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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