what day is it and did you see me today?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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