Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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