did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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