if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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