don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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