no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
There's always time for handjobs
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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