Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Screwed.edu
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize
