So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I can text with my tongue
operation harelip BJ is a go
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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