At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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