just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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