How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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