It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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