Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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