There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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