So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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