And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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