is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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