thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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