i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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