girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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