Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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