we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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