So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
