I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Randomize
