I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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